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When you're drinking something gross and you pour it on your mustache so your beard catches all the yucky stuff and your mouth gets the good part.

My tea had a hair in it. I poured it on my mustache. My beard looked like a raccoon’s nest.

I drank coffee like a champ. My mustache got all the sludge. My mouth got the good stuff.

I took a sip of soup and said, 'Nope. This is going on my mustache.'

by Slangipedia 3d ago

When you're sipping something nasty and you dump it on your mustache so your chin gets the sludge and your mouth gets the nice part.

I drank my soda and it had a bug in it. I poured it on my mustache. My face looked like a swamp.

I took a sip of my coffee and it was like drinking sludge. My mustache saved me.

I had to drink my soup. My mustache caught all the chunks. My mouth got the smooth stuff.

by Slangipedia 3d ago

When you're drinking something that tastes like a wet sock and you pour it on your mustache so your beard catches all the icky stuff and your mouth gets the good part.

My tea was so gross, I poured it on my mustache. My beard got all the yuck. My mouth got the nice stuff.

I took a sip of my soup and it was like eating a sock. I poured it on my mustache.

I drank my coffee and it had a sock in it. I poured it on my mustache. My beard got the sock.

by Slangipedia 3d ago