facial-fur filter
When you're drinking something gross and you pour it on your mustache so your beard catches all the yucky stuff and your mouth gets the good part.
My tea had a hair in it. I poured it on my mustache. My beard looked like a raccoon’s nest.
I drank coffee like a champ. My mustache got all the sludge. My mouth got the good stuff.
I took a sip of soup and said, 'Nope. This is going on my mustache.'