Facial Eclipse
When a woman with a big butt sits on someone’s face like it’s a throne, and their face goes dark, like it’s been buried.
I got facial eclipsed by my sister during a game of chess. I lost the game and my face.
The guy at the gym got facial eclipsed by a woman who looked like a pizza pie. He didn’t move for 10 minutes.
He got facial eclipsed by his girlfriend during a Zoom call. His coworkers laughed for hours.