Facial Eclipse

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When a woman with a huge butt (aka a full moon) plops her ass right on her lover's face, smothering it like it's the last piece of pizza.

My girlfriend did a facial eclipse on me during the football game. I couldn’t see the screen or my dignity.

He got facial eclipsed by his mom during his birthday party. It was a family tradition.

The guy at the bar got facial eclipsed by a waitress. He didn’t even notice the tip was a sandwich.

When a woman with a big butt sits on someone’s face like it’s a throne, and their face goes dark, like it’s been buried.

I got facial eclipsed by my sister during a game of chess. I lost the game and my face.

The guy at the gym got facial eclipsed by a woman who looked like a pizza pie. He didn’t move for 10 minutes.

He got facial eclipsed by his girlfriend during a Zoom call. His coworkers laughed for hours.

When a woman with a massive butt drops down on someone’s face, making it look like they got buried alive.

During our date, my girlfriend did a facial eclipse. I felt like I was in a tomb.

He got facial eclipsed by his crush during lunch. He didn’t even finish his sandwich.

My brother got facial eclipsed by his girlfriend during a video call. It was the worst family reunion ever.