Facial Dusting
Shaving when your face looks like a raccoon had a snack and forgot to clean up. You’re just getting rid of the fluff and the dust-like hair, so it’s called facial dusting because you’re basically blowing your face off like it’s a dusty rug.
Bro, I tried to shave and now my face looks like a burnt pancake. Facial dusting is the only way I can survive this.
My dad does facial dusting every morning. He yells at the mirror like it’s his ex.
Why do I still do facial dusting? My face is a disaster zone.