Facial Dusting

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Shaving when your face looks like a raccoon had a snack and forgot to clean up. You’re just getting rid of the fluff and the dust-like hair, so it’s called facial dusting because you’re basically blowing your face off like it’s a dusty rug.
Bro, I tried to shave and now my face looks like a burnt pancake. Facial dusting is the only way I can survive this.
My dad does facial dusting every morning. He yells at the mirror like it’s his ex.
Why do I still do facial dusting? My face is a disaster zone.
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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When you try to shave but your face is still in the toddler phase. You’re just scraping off the fluff and the dust-like hair, which is basically the opposite of a real shave. It’s called facial dusting because you’re just blowing off the junk on your face.
My facial dusting is so bad, I could be a professional beard grower. I’ve got fluff and dust on my face like a snowstorm hit me.
I did facial dusting and now I look like a hedgehog. Why do I do this to myself?
My face is so unshaven, my facial dusting looks like a war zone.
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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Trying to shave when your face is still a work in progress. You’re just getting rid of the fluff and the dust-like hair, so it’s called facial dusting because you’re basically wiping your face like it’s a chalkboard and you’re the kid who never cleans up.
My facial dusting is so bad, my face looks like it’s been through a hurricane and a karate match.
I did facial dusting and now I look like I’ve been hit by a raccoon and a vacuum cleaner.
Facial dusting is my morning ritual. It’s like my face is a mess and I’m the cleanup crew.
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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