Fachtenchektirneteinschölen - Fachtenchektirneteinschölen is when you take the Internet’s

Fachtenchektirneteinschölen is when you take the Internet’s word for it and then you go cry in a cereal box.

I read that the Earth is flat. I believed it. Now I’m crying in a bowl of cereal because I can’t look at the sky anymore.

I saw a tweet that said dogs can sing. I believed it. Now I’m stuck listening to my dog’s terrible karaoke.

I believed a post that said ghosts are real. Now I’m hiding in my closet because I think my socks are haunted.