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I saw a tweet that said the moon is made of cheese. I believed it. I’m still waiting for the cheese to come out of the sky.

My friend told me cats can talk. I believed it. Now I’m stuck listening to my cat’s opinions on my life.

I read a post that said aliens are real. I believed it. Now I’m waiting for my neighbor to drop a spaceship on my lawn.

I saw a post that said pizza is a breakfast food. I told my mom. She said, 'You’re crazy.' I said, 'It’s a fact.'

A meme said dogs can read. I believed it. I asked my dog for help with my math homework. He just stared at me.

I read that clouds are made of ghosts. I told my brother. He laughed. Now he’s haunted.

I read that the Earth is flat. I believed it. Now I’m crying in a bowl of cereal because I can’t look at the sky anymore.

I saw a tweet that said dogs can sing. I believed it. Now I’m stuck listening to my dog’s terrible karaoke.

I believed a post that said ghosts are real. Now I’m hiding in my closet because I think my socks are haunted.

I saw a post that said robots are real. I believed it. Now I’m fighting a robot for my cereal.

I believed a tweet that said robots can cook. I challenged my robot to a pancake battle. It won.

I believed a meme that said robots are coming to take our jobs. I started a rebellion in my kitchen with a spatula.

I read that chickens can talk. I believed it. I went to the grocery store and yelled, 'You’re all liars!' at the chicken section.

I believed a post that said chickens can sing. I asked my chicken to sing. It clucked. I was disappointed.

I saw a tweet that said chickens are the best. I believed it. Now I’m eating chicken every day like it’s a religion.