facho
A smelly, old-fashioned version of fusho. It’s like a rusty bicycle with no lights. Used by Mexicans who think it’s cool to talk about destiny and eat berries that look like they were hit by a bus.
My friend’s grandma is a facho. She said she got her wisdom from a Mayan prophecy and a yellow berry.
My cousin’s uncle is a facho. He eats berries that smell like old socks and talks about destiny like it’s his full-time job.
My neighbor’s dad is a facho. He told me he had a vision about my future and it involved a yellow berry and a curse.