facho

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A woman who walks into a room and makes everyone else look like they just got hit by a truck. She's got confidence that could knock out a bull and a mouth that could curse a priest.
My cousin is a facho. She talked my uncle into divorcing his second wife.
That barista is a facho. She told my dad he looked like a chihuahua in a snowstorm.
My mom called my teacher a facho for giving me a D.
by Slangipedia 3d ago
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The kind of woman who sips her coffee like it’s a threat and wears her lipstick like it’s a weapon. She’s got a vibe that’s more gay than a drag queen at a karaoke bar.
My sister is a facho. She said my brother’s dating habits were ‘unacceptable’.
My neighbor is a facho. She told my dad he looked like a ‘used sock’.
My friend’s girlfriend is a facho. She called my friend’s ex a ‘flesh-eating man-bun’.
by Slangipedia 3d ago
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A fascist who thinks she’s the queen of the world and everyone else is just there to clean up her messes. She’s from Chile or Argentina and has a temper that could burn down a city.
My aunt is a facho. She yelled at the president like he was a kid who didn’t do his homework.
My cousin’s friend is a facho. She threatened to burn down the school if they didn’t give her an A.
My friend’s mom is a facho. She screamed at the mailman like he was her ex.
by Slangipedia 3d ago
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A woman from Argentina who thinks she’s the queen of everything and will tell you exactly how bad your life is. She doesn’t take no for an answer and has a mouth that could curse a saint.
My uncle’s girlfriend is a facho. She told my uncle he looked like a ‘fat chicken in a snowstorm’.
My teacher’s cousin is a facho. She yelled at the principal like he was a kid who got a bad grade.
My neighbor’s mom is a facho. She called my dad a ‘weakling’ in front of the whole school.
by Slangipedia 3d ago
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A smelly, old-fashioned version of fusho. It’s like a rusty bicycle with no lights. Used by Mexicans who think it’s cool to talk about destiny and eat berries that look like they were hit by a bus.
My friend’s grandma is a facho. She said she got her wisdom from a Mayan prophecy and a yellow berry.
My cousin’s uncle is a facho. He eats berries that smell like old socks and talks about destiny like it’s his full-time job.
My neighbor’s dad is a facho. He told me he had a vision about my future and it involved a yellow berry and a curse.
by Slangipedia 3d ago
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A man who looks like he just came out of a gym and smells like a gym. He’s got a big cock and a bigger ego. He’s so busy having sex that he doesn’t notice the world around him.
My cousin’s friend is a facho. He said he had sex with five girls last night and they all had big tits.
My brother’s friend is a facho. He told my brother he could beat his dad in a cock contest.
My teacher’s brother is a facho. He said he had sex with a girl who looked like a goddess.
by Slangipedia 3d ago
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A woman who’s not built like a bodybuilder but still looks like she could take on a gym. She’s got the look of someone who works out and doesn’t complain about it.
My sister is a facho. She does yoga and looks like she could beat a guy in a push-up contest.
My friend’s mom is a facho. She walks into the gym and everyone else looks like they just got hit by a truck.
My teacher is a facho. She told my class she could do 100 sit-ups and still have time to eat a taco.
by Slangipedia 3d ago
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