fachebook
facebook but with more swearing and less sense. it’s the only place where your mom can post 'i love you' and then say 'you’re the worst.'
My dad posted a video of him singing. It was bad. I said 'you sound like a dying cat.' He said 'you sound like a dying cat.'
My sister posted a status saying 'i hate math' and got 20 likes. I said 'i hate you' and got 1 like.
My grandma posted a photo of her cat and said 'this is the best cat ever.' I said 'it’s the worst cat ever.' She said 'you’re the worst grandchild ever.'