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My mom posted a photo of my cat wearing a hat. I commented 'this is the best photo ever' and got 7 likes. 7. 7 likes. I'm a genius.

My cousin tried to post a video of him dancing. It was 10 minutes long. I said 'why?' and he said 'because I'm cool.'

I changed my name to 'king_of_the_world' and now everyone calls me 'king' even though I'm 12.

My friend blocked me because I said his haircut looked like a squirrel died on his head.

My teacher posted a photo of my lunch and said 'this is the saddest lunch I've ever seen.' I replied 'it's the saddest lunch since the invention of sadness.'

I liked my crush's post 10 times and he asked me why. I said 'because I'm obsessed.' He said 'you're not.'

My dad posted a video of him singing. It was bad. I said 'you sound like a dying cat.' He said 'you sound like a dying cat.'

My sister posted a status saying 'i hate math' and got 20 likes. I said 'i hate you' and got 1 like.

My grandma posted a photo of her cat and said 'this is the best cat ever.' I said 'it’s the worst cat ever.' She said 'you’re the worst grandchild ever.'