facgatst - when you try to do two gross things at once and fail at both

when you try to do two gross things at once and fail at both. like a failed experiment in a fart lab.

I tried facgatst and ended up burping out my lunch.

My dog did facgatst and exploded a noodle.

I facgatst-ed and got yelled at by my mom.

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