Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

when you try to do two gross things at once and fail at both. like a failed experiment in a fart lab.

I tried facgatst and ended up burping out my lunch.

My dog did facgatst and exploded a noodle.

I facgatst-ed and got yelled at by my mom.

2

a crime against humanity. you chew gum and fart at the same time. it’s like a bad date.

He did facgatst in the car. I almost puked.

My sister facgatst-ed during a Zoom call. It was tragic.

I tried facgatst. My nose exploded.

3

when you are too lazy to do one thing, so you do two at once. it usually ends in disaster.

I facgatst-ed and my shoe fell off.

He facgatst-ed and got kicked out of the room.

I did facgatst and my brother laughed at me.

4

when you are trying to be cool but end up looking like a mess. facgatst is the reason.

I did facgatst and looked like a monster.

She facgatst-ed and smelled like a gym.

He facgatst-ed and got yelled at by his teacher.

5

you try to do two things at once, but it’s like a bad fight between your mouth and your butt.

I facgatst-ed and my butt won the fight.

She facgatst-ed and her mouth cried.

He facgatst-ed and his nose ran.