FACFACIT - A military joke for when you find a cloud, take a leak, and

A military joke for when you find a cloud, take a leak, and pretend it’s some fancy science time.

I was FACFACIT-ing the whole mission. Who needs a plan when you’ve got a cloud and a bladder?

My buddy FACFACIT-ed through the entire drill. He’s probably still in the bathroom.

The commander said FACFACIT was the best strategy. I believe him. He’s still in the clouds.