FACFACIT

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A military joke for when you find a cloud, take a leak, and pretend it’s some fancy science time.

I was FACFACIT-ing the whole mission. Who needs a plan when you’ve got a cloud and a bladder?

My buddy FACFACIT-ed through the entire drill. He’s probably still in the bathroom.

The commander said FACFACIT was the best strategy. I believe him. He’s still in the clouds.

When you pick a cloud, mess around, and call it work. It’s basically lying to your boss.

I FACFACIT-ed my way through the report. No one’s checking the clouds.

She FACFACIT-ed the meeting. It was just her and a cloud.

He FACFACIT-ed the whole mission. Clouds are better than plans.

A fancy name for when you sit around, look at the sky, and say it’s important. It’s not.

I FACFACIT-ed the whole mission. The cloud was more important than the enemy.

She FACFACIT-ed the test. It was just a cloud and her brain.

They FACFACIT-ed the plan. It’s just a cloud and a lie.

When you waste time watching the clouds and call it a job. It’s just a fancy way of being lazy.

He FACFACIT-ed the whole day. He’s still looking at the sky.

I FACFACIT-ed the exam. I just watched a cloud and passed.

They FACFACIT-ed the mission. No one saw the cloud, but it was important.

A military excuse for sitting around, picking clouds, and calling it work. It’s just fancy laziness.

He FACFACIT-ed the whole mission. He’s still on the cloud.

She FACFACIT-ed the meeting. It was just her and a cloud.

They FACFACIT-ed the report. The cloud got more respect than the commander.

When you see a cloud and decide it’s time to mess around. It’s not work, it’s just drama.

I FACFACIT-ed the mission. The cloud was my co-pilot.

He FACFACIT-ed the test. It was just a cloud and a distraction.

They FACFACIT-ed the whole day. The cloud was their boss.