faceyneck
A faceyneck is when you’ve failed so much, your face is now a smushed-up pile of meat, and your neck is like a sad, limp noodle. It’s the ultimate look of despair and bad decisions.
I failed my math test 12 times. Now my face is a faceyneck. Math is my nemesis.
After getting hit by a bus, I now have a faceyneck. I look like a pancake with a neck.
My face is so broken from trying to be a superhero, it’s now a faceyneck. I’m not a hero, I’m a disaster.