faceyneck

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A faceyneck is when your face is so messed up from failing so hard, it looks like it got run over by a truck and then stepped on by a donkey. Your face and neck are now one big mess of pain and regret.
I tried to juggle flaming torches and now I look like a burnt squirrel. Faceyneck confirmed.
After my third failed attempt at being a rock star, my face is so broken it looks like it was hit by a brick. Faceyneck here I come.
My face is so ruined from trying to be cool, it’s now a faceyneck. No one can look at me without crying.
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A faceyneck is when you’ve failed so much, your face is now a smushed-up pile of meat, and your neck is like a sad, limp noodle. It’s the ultimate look of despair and bad decisions.
I failed my math test 12 times. Now my face is a faceyneck. Math is my nemesis.
After getting hit by a bus, I now have a faceyneck. I look like a pancake with a neck.
My face is so broken from trying to be a superhero, it’s now a faceyneck. I’m not a hero, I’m a disaster.
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A faceyneck is when your face is so broken from all the failures, it looks like it was thrown into a blender and then stepped on. You’re not just broken, you’re a faceyneck.
I tried to be a magician and now my face is a faceyneck. I turned my face into a mess.
My face is so ruined from trying to be cool, I’ve become a faceyneck. Coolness is dead.
After falling off a cliff, I now have a faceyneck. I look like a face that got run over by a car.
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