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A faceyneck is when your face is so messed up from failing so hard, it looks like it got run over by a truck and then stepped on by a donkey. Your face and neck are now one big mess of pain and regret.
I tried to juggle flaming torches and now I look like a burnt squirrel. Faceyneck confirmed.
After my third failed attempt at being a rock star, my face is so broken it looks like it was hit by a brick. Faceyneck here I come.
My face is so ruined from trying to be cool, it’s now a faceyneck. No one can look at me without crying.