faceyneck
A faceyneck is when your face is so broken from all the failures, it looks like it was thrown into a blender and then stepped on. You’re not just broken, you’re a faceyneck.
I tried to be a magician and now my face is a faceyneck. I turned my face into a mess.
My face is so ruined from trying to be cool, I’ve become a faceyneck. Coolness is dead.
After falling off a cliff, I now have a faceyneck. I look like a face that got run over by a car.