FaceWine
When you and your friends do a video call and drink wine like it's a holy sacrament while talking nonsense because you're all too drunk to care.
My FaceTime group chat turned into a wine-soaked confessional. I cried about my ex and my cat.
We FaceWined so hard, my phone overheated and my wine turned to sludge.
I FaceWined with my sister and we both passed out. The wine was a witness.