FaceWine

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When you and your friends do a video call and drink wine like it's a holy sacrament while talking nonsense because you're all too drunk to care.

My FaceTime group chat turned into a wine-soaked confessional. I cried about my ex and my cat.

We FaceWined so hard, my phone overheated and my wine turned to sludge.

I FaceWined with my sister and we both passed out. The wine was a witness.

When you call your best judy on FaceTime and chug wine like it's your last day on Earth, and you both end up crying about your sad lives.

My judy and I FaceWined until we both cried about our sad, lonely lives and our exes.

I FaceWined with my judy and we both passed out on the floor. It was glorious.

We FaceWined so much, my judy texted me in the middle of the night: 'I miss you, you drunk lunatic.'