facewalker
When you get so wasted you fall face-first onto something rough and end up with a face that looks like it got hit by a mop and a broom.
My uncle facewalked into the kitchen floor after he drank the entire bottle of rum.
My friend facewalked into the gravel because he tried to walk on the ceiling and failed.
I facewalked into the grass because I tripped over a soda can and landed like a pancake.