facewalker

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A person who shoves their face into the ground like it's a toilet and walks on it like it's a sidewalk, all while screaming because their nose is now a sidewalk.

I saw my cousin facewalking on the sidewalk after he drank 10 Monster energy drinks and tried to do a backflip.

My dog facewalked into the park because he ran into a fence and got a face full of grass.

At the concert, the guy next to me facewalked into the crowd and got a face full of beer.

by Slangipedia 3d ago

When you get so wasted you fall face-first onto something rough and end up with a face that looks like it got hit by a mop and a broom.

My uncle facewalked into the kitchen floor after he drank the entire bottle of rum.

My friend facewalked into the gravel because he tried to walk on the ceiling and failed.

I facewalked into the grass because I tripped over a soda can and landed like a pancake.

by Slangipedia 3d ago