facewalk
A person who takes a fall like a coward, landing on their face with zero effort to save themselves, making the ground their new walking buddy.
My cousin facewalked into a puddle and now he’s got a face full of mud and water.
I saw my dog facewalk into a bush and came out with leaves in his hair.
My friend facewalked into a shopping cart and now he’s got a bruise the size of a donut.