Facetwittering
Facetwittering is when someone is so obsessed with both Facebook and Twitter, they think they’re famous. They post like it’s a job.
'I posted a picture of my dog. It’s going to be on Facebook and Twitter. Maybe I’ll get 1 like.'
'I just got 5 likes on Facebook and 2 on Twitter. I’m a star.'
'I’m Facetwittering so hard, my dog is watching me like I’m a fool.'