Facetwittering

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Facetwittering is when someone clogs up their brain with Facebook and Twitter at the same time. It’s like having two idiots whispering in your ear.

'I’m posting this photo 3 times. Once for Facebook, once for Twitter, and once because I’m mad at myself.'

'Just spent 2 hours arguing with my ex on both apps. Now I’m tired and my brain is melting.'

'I’m going to sleep. If I don’t wake up, it’s because I died from Facetwittering.'

by Slangipedia 13d ago

Facetwittering is when a person logs on to both Facebook and Twitter like they’re on fire. They don’t stop until their phone dies or they lose their mind.

'I just posted the same status on both apps. Now I’m going to cry because I’m tired.'

'My phone is dead, but I still Facetwittered for 4 hours. I’m a god.'

'I’m not Facetwittering. I’m just checking my notifications. That’s not Facetwittering. It’s a lie.'

by Slangipedia 13d ago

Facetwittering is when someone is so obsessed with both Facebook and Twitter, they think they’re famous. They post like it’s a job.

'I posted a picture of my dog. It’s going to be on Facebook and Twitter. Maybe I’ll get 1 like.'

'I just got 5 likes on Facebook and 2 on Twitter. I’m a star.'

'I’m Facetwittering so hard, my dog is watching me like I’m a fool.'

by Slangipedia 13d ago

Facetwittering is when someone is online on both Facebook and Twitter at the same time. It’s like having two enemies fighting in your brain.

'I posted on Facebook. Then I posted on Twitter. Now I’m going to post on both again.'

'My brain is broken because I Facetwittered for 3 hours straight.'

'I’m Facetwittering so much, my mom thinks I’m a celebrity.'

by Slangipedia 13d ago

Facetwittering is when someone is so caught up in Facebook and Twitter, they forget to eat, sleep, or live. It’s like being trapped in a social media jail.

'I forgot to eat because I was Facetwittering. Now I’m hungry and mad.'

'I just Facetwittered for 5 hours. My eyes are going to fall out.'

'I’m in a social media jail. My sentence is 10 years of Facetwittering.'

by Slangipedia 13d ago

Facetwittering is when someone uses Facebook and Twitter so much, they think they’re important. They post like they’re a king or a queen.

'I just posted a status. It’s going to be on Facebook and Twitter. I’m a king.'

'I got 1 like on Facebook and 2 on Twitter. I’m a queen.'

'I’m Facetwittering so hard, my phone thinks I’m a god.'

by Slangipedia 13d ago