Facetweet
A Facetweet is like a status update from a person who thinks they're famous. It's just random nonsense. You're eating? Post it. You're in the washroom? Post it. You're in bed? Post it. It's like they're trying to prove they're alive.
Had a snack. It was boring.
In the washroom. I'm not done yet.
In bed. I'm tired.