Facetweet

A Facebook post that's worse than a middle schooler's diary entry. It's not funny. It's not cool. It's just some random crap like what you're eating, if you're peeing, or if you're snoring in your bed. People roll their eyes and think you're a waste of space.

A Facetweet is like a status update from a person who thinks they're famous. It's just random nonsense. You're eating? Post it. You're in the washroom? Post it. You're in bed? Post it. It's like they're trying to prove they're alive.

A Facetweet is when someone posts on Facebook like it's the end of the world. It's just stupid stuff. You're eating? Post it. You're peeing? Post it. You're in bed? Post it. People just want to scream and hide under a blanket.

A Facetweet is a Facebook post that makes you want to punch the person who posted it. It's just random stuff like what you're eating, if you're in the washroom, or if you're in bed. It's like they're trying to get attention from a ghost.

A Facetweet is when someone posts on Facebook like it's the most important thing ever. It's just stupid stuff like what they're eating, if they're peeing, or if they're in bed. People just want to slap them and go to sleep.

A Facetweet is like when someone posts on Facebook just to be annoying. It's not funny. It's not cool. It's just random stuff like what they're eating, if they're peeing, or if they're in bed. People just want to ignore them and take a nap.