Facetweet
A Facetweet is a Facebook post that makes you want to punch the person who posted it. It's just random stuff like what you're eating, if you're in the washroom, or if you're in bed. It's like they're trying to get attention from a ghost.
Just had a snack. It was okay.
In the washroom. It's taking forever.
In bed. I'm not getting up.