Facetwatting - Someone who updates their Facebook status so much it’s like

Someone who updates their Facebook status so much it’s like they’re trying to replace Twitter and they’re doing it with a middle finger.

I posted ‘I’m bored’ five times in an hour. My friends are tired of me.

I just posted ‘I’m hungry’ again. I’m not hungry. I’m just annoying.

I posted ‘I’m tired’ three times in ten minutes. I’m not tired. I’m a status monster.