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When you tweet something and it instantly shows up on Facebook like a fat kid getting double portions at lunch.

I just posted a rant about my mom and it showed up on Facebook too. What is this madness?

My tweet about my ex was posted on Facebook. My ex’s mom saw it. I’m dead.

I posted a photo of my breakfast and it showed up on Facebook. My dog got a thousand likes.

A person who takes selfies like it's their job and posts them so much it feels like they're trying to annoy you with their face.

I took a selfie in the mirror and posted it. Then I took one in the bathroom. Then I posted that one too.

My face is in 17 photos today. I think I'm going to cry.

I posted a selfie with my cat. Then I posted it again. Then I posted it with my cat's face blurred.

Someone who updates their Facebook status so much it’s like they’re trying to replace Twitter and they’re doing it with a middle finger.

I posted ‘I’m bored’ five times in an hour. My friends are tired of me.

I just posted ‘I’m hungry’ again. I’m not hungry. I’m just annoying.

I posted ‘I’m tired’ three times in ten minutes. I’m not tired. I’m a status monster.