Facetwat
A person who types the same Facebook status over and over like they're trying to annoy their friends into liking it. It's like they're screaming into a void.
'I love pizza' posted 8 times in 10 minutes. Why? Who knows. Maybe pizza hates me back.
I just posted 'I’m tired' for the 12th time. My friends are tired of me now.
This status is so annoying it's like Facebook is now my ex.