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#selfie-obsessed #face-melting #facebook-egomaniac

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A person who can't stop taking selfies and posting them on Facebook just so they can hear their own ego echo back at them. Their face is so close to the camera it looks like they're trying to punch the lens.

I took 17 selfies today. 12 of them are on Facebook. I’m not proud. I’m desperate.

This selfie is so close-up my nose is the size of a football.

I posted this selfie so fast my dog got confused and started barking at the screen.

by Slangipedia 13d ago

A person who types the same Facebook status over and over like they're trying to annoy their friends into liking it. It's like they're screaming into a void.

'I love pizza' posted 8 times in 10 minutes. Why? Who knows. Maybe pizza hates me back.

I just posted 'I’m tired' for the 12th time. My friends are tired of me now.

This status is so annoying it's like Facebook is now my ex.

by Slangipedia 13d ago

When someone tweets something, and Twitter decides to be a jerk and also post it on Facebook. Now you see it twice, and you’re confused and slightly annoyed.

I tweet 'I hate Mondays' and then Facebook posts it too. Now my whole life is a double entendre.

He tweeted 'I’m hungry' and now my Facebook is screaming at me.

She posted a tweet about her cat, and now my Facebook is also talking about her cat. What is this, a conspiracy?

by Slangipedia 13d ago