Faceturbating
Liking your own stuff on Facebook. It’s like giving yourself a high-five, but it’s on the internet and it’s weird.
I liked my own post about my cat. Now my cat looks at me like I betrayed him.
I liked my own status about my bad day. Now I have 3 likes and 2 people who think I'm a drama queen.
I like my own stuff so much, I made my mom like it too.