Faceturbating - Commenting on your own Facebook status. It’s like talking to

Commenting on your own Facebook status. It’s like talking to yourself, but everyone can see it and it’s embarrassing.

I commented on my own post: 'This is the best day ever.' Now my friends think I'm lying.

I commented on my own status about my crush. Now my crush knows I'm a coward.

I commented on my own post 10 times. My face is red from laughing at myself.