facetrovert
someone who uses Facebook like it’s a shoutout to the entire world about how bad their day is.
My day was terrible. Status: 'I’m mad. Also, I’m going to yell at my dog.'
My friend called me a dummy. Status: 'I’m insulted. Also, I’m going to ignore you.'
My coffee was bad. Status: 'I’m annoyed. Also, I’m blaming my life.'