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a person who yells their true feelings at the world through Facebook like it's a screaming match.

Just got dumped. My status: 'I’m single again. Also, I’m mad.'

My dog died. Status: 'I’m sad. Also, I’m blaming you.'

Got fired. Status: 'I’m broke. Also, I’m going to ruin your life.'

someone who uses Facebook like it's a confessional booth for their rage and heartbreak.

My ex cheated. Status: 'I’m heartbroken. Also, I’m going to burn down your house.'

My mom called. Status: 'I’m tired. Also, I’m going to quit my job.'

My cat won’t stop meowing. Status: 'I’m annoyed. Also, I’m blaming my ex.'

a person who turns Facebook into a soap opera just to vent their real feelings.

My boss is a jerk. Status: 'I hate my job. Also, I’m going to take a vacation.'

My friend broke up with me. Status: 'I’m sad. Also, I’m going to hate you forever.'

My phone died. Status: 'I’m frustrated. Also, I’m blaming the universe.'

someone who uses Facebook like it’s a shoutout to the entire world about how bad their day is.

My day was terrible. Status: 'I’m mad. Also, I’m going to yell at my dog.'

My friend called me a dummy. Status: 'I’m insulted. Also, I’m going to ignore you.'

My coffee was bad. Status: 'I’m annoyed. Also, I’m blaming my life.'

a person who types their real feelings on Facebook like it’s a therapy session with everyone.

My life is a mess. Status: 'I’m stressed. Also, I’m going to take a nap.'

My ex said goodbye. Status: 'I’m sad. Also, I’m going to cry in the shower.'

My boss said I failed. Status: 'I’m angry. Also, I’m going to quit.'

someone who uses Facebook like it’s a megaphone for their true feelings, no matter how loud or messy they are.

My day is the worst. Status: 'I’m mad. Also, I’m going to throw my phone out the window.'

My friend didn’t reply. Status: 'I’m ignored. Also, I’m going to hate you.'

My coffee is cold. Status: 'I’m annoyed. Also, I’m blaming my life.'