Facetious Suppository - A pill that's too proud to be swallowed and thinks it's the

A pill that's too proud to be swallowed and thinks it's the king of the butt

It waved at me like I was its servant while I was trying to go to the bathroom

It said it was going to stay there forever and I had to beg it to move

It called my other pills 'losers' and I had to shut it up