Facetious Suppository

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A smug butt plug that talks back and takes forever to get where it's going

My uncle tried to use it and it told him he was a bad person

It sat in my pants for 2 hours and called me a disappointment

It gave me a lecture about my life choices during a football game

A pill that's too proud to be swallowed and thinks it's the king of the butt

It waved at me like I was its servant while I was trying to go to the bathroom

It said it was going to stay there forever and I had to beg it to move

It called my other pills 'losers' and I had to shut it up