facetime pose - When you’re so desperate to look good on a video call, you h

When you’re so desperate to look good on a video call, you hold the phone so high it looks like you’re trying to escape your own face.

I held my phone so high my face looked like a burnt pancake. My friend thought I was on fire.

I did the facetime pose so bad my dog walked out of the room.

My facetime pose was so bad my dad asked if I was drunk.