facetime pose

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The dumbest way to look good on a video call. You hold the phone so high it looks like you’re trying to reach heaven, while your face is stuck in the dirt.

My face looks like a raccoon on Facetime. Why? Because I held the phone like I was trying to touch God.

My mom thinks I’m a model. I’m just holding the phone like I’m trying to escape my face.

Facetime pose is the only thing keeping me from crying during my Zoom meetings.

by Slangipedia 3d ago

When you’re so desperate to look good on a video call, you hold the phone so high it looks like you’re trying to escape your own face.

I held my phone so high my face looked like a burnt pancake. My friend thought I was on fire.

I did the facetime pose so bad my dog walked out of the room.

My facetime pose was so bad my dad asked if I was drunk.

by Slangipedia 3d ago

The worst way to look good on a video call. You hold the phone so high it makes your face look like it belongs in a trash can.

I did the facetime pose so bad my face looked like it was from a horror movie.

I held my phone so high my face was like a ghost in a haunted house.

My facetime pose was so bad my friend thought I was possessed.

by Slangipedia 3d ago