facetagram
Facetagram is like a cheating boyfriend. Facebook and Instagram got together and forgot to tell anyone. Now we all have to see the same stuff.
My brother posted his pizza on Facetagram and Facebook. Like he’s trying to impress both of them.
My crush liked my Facetagram post. Then Facebook. Like he’s trying to impress me twice.
My mom’s Facetagram and Facebook are the same. Like she’s trying to impress her friends twice.