facetagram

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A social media dump. Facebook and Instagram married and now they’re both lazy. Posts are the same. It’s like getting the same crap twice.

My mom posted her cat’s butt on Facetagram and Facebook. Same photo. Twice.

My ex sent me a Facetagram message. Then Facebook. Same words. Twice.

My teacher made us post our essay on Facetagram. Then Facebook. Same essay. Twice.

Facetagram is like a cheating boyfriend. Facebook and Instagram got together and forgot to tell anyone. Now we all have to see the same stuff.

My brother posted his pizza on Facetagram and Facebook. Like he’s trying to impress both of them.

My crush liked my Facetagram post. Then Facebook. Like he’s trying to impress me twice.

My mom’s Facetagram and Facebook are the same. Like she’s trying to impress her friends twice.

Facetagram is a mess. Facebook and Instagram had a baby. Now we have to see the same posts. It’s like having two copies of the same stupid thing.

My friend posted a photo of her dog on Facetagram and Facebook. Like she’s trying to show off twice.

My teacher made me post my homework on Facetagram and Facebook. Like I’m trying to fail twice.

My crush liked my Facetagram post and my Facebook post. Like he’s trying to like me twice.

Facetagram is like a broken toaster. Facebook and Instagram got stuck together. Now we see the same old stuff over and over. It’s the worst.

My sister posted her breakfast on Facetagram and Facebook. Like she’s trying to show off twice.

My crush sent me a Facetagram message. Then Facebook. Same words. Twice.

My teacher made me post my essay on Facetagram and Facebook. Same essay. Twice.

Facetagram is like a bad pizza. Facebook and Instagram got merged. Now we have to see the same dumb posts. It’s the worst kind of boring.

My mom posted her cat on Facetagram and Facebook. Same photo. Twice.

My crush liked my Facetagram post and my Facebook post. Like he’s trying to like me twice.

My teacher made me post my essay on Facetagram and Facebook. Same essay. Twice.