Facetable
When you slap your forehead so hard it smacks the table like a f***ing idiot. You’re either f***ed or you just saw your worst f***ing day ever.
My math test was a 37%. I did the facetable so hard the table cracked.
My mom told me I was a f***ing disappointment. I did the facetable so hard my hair fell out.
My crush asked me out with a guy. I did the facetable so hard I got a bruise on my face.