Facetable
A f***ing slowpoke. You know the kind. The one who takes 5 minutes to get out of bed. The one who f***ing can’t catch on.
My friend is so slow he takes 10 minutes to get up. He’s a f***ing slowpoke.
I told him the answer. He took 5 minutes to get it. He’s a f***ing slowpoke.
He’s so slow he f***ing can’t even start the car.