Facesturbooking
It’s when you’re talking to someone on Facebook and also watching someone get their pants pulled down by a random stranger on a porn site. You’re doing both at the same time and not caring about either.
'I’m just gonna ignore this conversation.' *while watching a guy get his face fucked on PornHub*
'I’m not even listening to you.' *while watching a woman get spanked on YouPorn*
'You’re not important right now.' *while watching a guy get his ass licked on RedTube*