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When you’re chatting on Facebook and also jacking off to a porn video all at the same time. It’s like your brain is split into two and both are getting high.
'Hey bro, wanna hang out later?' *while watching a guy get spanked on Pornhub*
'I’m so busy right now.' *while watching a shemale blowjob on RedTube*
'I’ll get back to you in a sec.' *while watching a fat guy eat a pie on YouPorn*