FaceStupid
FaceStupid is a cursed version of Facebook. People post perfect lives while hiding all their mess. It’s like everyone else is living in a mansion while you’re stuck in a broken-down apartment.
My ex posted a vacation photo while I was eating pizza off the floor.
My uncle likes 100 posts a day but can’t remember his own phone number.
My mom’s face filter is worse than my first crush’s face.