FaceStupid

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FaceStupid is a cursed version of Facebook. People post perfect lives while hiding all their mess. It’s like everyone else is living in a mansion while you’re stuck in a broken-down apartment.
My ex posted a vacation photo while I was eating pizza off the floor.
My uncle likes 100 posts a day but can’t remember his own phone number.
My mom’s face filter is worse than my first crush’s face.
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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FaceStupid is Facebook but with more drama. People argue over stupid stuff like how many likes they got or if someone backed out of a deal. It’s like a middle school lunch table but online.
My cousin got into a fight over who had more followers.
My neighbor posted a rant about how the grocery store is a joke.
My friend’s FaceStupid story is worse than my math test.
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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FaceStupid is Facebook for people who have no life. It’s where everyone shows off their fake happiness while you’re stuck eating cold cereal at 2 a. m.
My dad posted a video of his dog but forgot to post his own face.
My sister’s FaceStupid profile is like a bad movie.
My teacher’s FaceStupid posts are more annoying than homework.
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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FaceStupid is Facebook but it feels like a prison. People post too much. They argue too much. It’s like being stuck in a group chat with your worst enemies.
My mom’s FaceStupid group chat is more stressful than my parents’ divorce.
My brother posted 20 selfies in one day.
My friend’s FaceStupid story is longer than my summer vacation.
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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FaceStupid is Facebook for people who think they’re cool but are actually just sad. They post fake lives. They argue over stupid stuff. It’s like being stuck in a bad reality show.
My dad posted a photo of his face but it looked like a potato.
My uncle’s FaceStupid bio is longer than my English essay.
My friend’s FaceStupid posts are like a never-ending horror movie.
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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FaceStupid is Facebook but it’s like a bad dream. People post too much. They argue too much. It’s like being stuck in a group chat with your worst enemies in a dream.
My mom’s FaceStupid group chat is like a nightmare.
My brother posted 100 selfies and still wasn’t cool.
My friend’s FaceStupid story is worse than my math test.
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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