facestoning
When you’re so wasted on Facebook that you don’t even realize your face is melting and your brain is on fire.
Post: 'My dog just licked my face. I think I’m in love.'
Text: 'I don’t know who I am anymore. I just stared at a meme for 2 hours.'
Status: 'I’m not sleeping. I’m facestoning. It’s a spiritual experience.'